He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
