I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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