who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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