I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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