I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
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