Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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