You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
