I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
