I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Operation Purity has been aborted
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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