drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
They have beer where we have blood.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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