Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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