Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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