You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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