I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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