i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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