Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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