fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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