Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Randomize