This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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