Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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