Christians are straight up FREAKS
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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