kristin has been a bad kristin
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Randomize
