Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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