I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Randomize
