Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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