please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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