just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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