It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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