I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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