i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize