I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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