Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
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