Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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