would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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