Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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