I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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