His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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