their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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