i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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