Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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