The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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