it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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