let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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