i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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