Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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