I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
