garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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