hotel room ftw
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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