do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
