i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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