You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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