People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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