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Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
and you fell through a lawn chair
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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