So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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