thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
PANTIES FOUND
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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