I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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